Colombian Police Seize World Cup Statue Made of Cocaine

Can't drug smugglers have World Cup spirit too? Columbian officials recently discovered this 14-in-tall replica trophy packed in a box on its way to Madrid, Spain. Further testing revealed the statue was made with 24 lbs of cocaine, which was mixed with either acetone or gasoline, allowing the cup to hold the shape. It was then spray painted the ultra-realistic gold color you see here. The Columbian version of the man is always keeping creative dudes down.

via The Washington Post

Restaurant Mascots Night Out

They have to let loose like the rest of. Well, maybe not everyone parties like they do though.

Best Retro Commercial Evar?

Do my ears deceive me?  A woman stringing her rod and discussing dish soap casually asks the question all men want to hear.

Why yes, yes I do.

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Porn Star Blows The Record

Hamburg, Germany - Porn star Sexy Cora attempted to orally service (disease) 200 (two-hundred) gentleman in one sitting. After she reached her 75th victim, she was rushed to hospital with "breathing difficulties." Her pantless co-"stars" were rounded up by the cops. One broke his wrist as he tried to flee with his pants around his legs. I'm guessing his parents never let him participate in potato sack races as a child, which totally explains his chosen career. Cora is currently out on bail for some of her previous films made at family parks in the middle of the day.

Congratulations Cora on 75?!

via The Sun