72-Year-Old Retired Boxer Pummels Neighbor Burglar

72-year-old Frank Corti walked down the hallway of his house to find his neighbor, Gregory McCalium standing there with a large knife. Corti said "It was no ordinary knife, it was more like a six-bladed knuckle duster." The thing that McCalium hadn't planned on, is that Corti used to be a junior boxing champion. When the attacker lunged at him with his knife, Corti delivered two right hooks to McCalium's eye, then wrangled him to the ground while he yelled for his wife to call the cops. The attack was supposedly prompted by noise complaints that Corti had filed against his neighbor's loud parties. McCalium was jailed for four and a half years on Wednesday, after a judge told him he had 'got what he deserved'.

via Daily Mail

Brass (Soap) Knuckles

Ever wanted to clean someone's clock? (yeah, i know...that was really effin cheesy) Well, now you can with these brass knuckles made of soap. This is totally the type of weapon that ninjas use, but we never hear about it...because they're ninjas.

Let's dance dickweed!

via Gizmodo