The Best Part of Waking Up

Is having the 1988 Crystal Light National Aerobic Championship squad by your side. Fortunately, young 1988 me had the foresight to sign deals with almost 95% of these dancers to inject themselves with a youth serum (Forever Young ™) that I developed with the use of a friend's child size chemistry set. Why did I do this you ask? So they would be my live performing alarm clock. Now they lead sad, sad lives for the other 1,433 min of the day and I get to learn some pretty rad dance moves out of the arrangement. You don't want to know what it has cost me to supply these assholes with fresh lyrcra for the past 24 years.

Thanks MJ

Pumped Up Kicks Dubstep

See also: How I walk around my house.

Big Chill Raver

Not a single fuck was given on that day.

From now on I plan on adopting his clap ending, and applying it to the end of any conversation, or when I walk out of a room. On a side note; was that Patton Oswalt?

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Dancing in Germany

I am in Germany
Is it a Dream?
There are many Things I would like to do here
There are many people I can visit
There are some great Foods for me to eat
Oh what can I do there is so Much
Maybe I should visit my Opa
Maybe I should eat a Döner Kebap
Maybe I should play with some Poodles
Maybe I should go to a Bakery and eat some Bread
No
I know what I need to do
I need to Dance

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Mortal Kombat Ice Skating

They don't spend all their time at the disco.