The Best Part of Waking Up

Is having the 1988 Crystal Light National Aerobic Championship squad by your side. Fortunately, young 1988 me had the foresight to sign deals with almost 95% of these dancers to inject themselves with a youth serum (Forever Young ™) that I developed with the use of a friend's child size chemistry set. Why did I do this you ask? So they would be my live performing alarm clock. Now they lead sad, sad lives for the other 1,433 min of the day and I get to learn some pretty rad dance moves out of the arrangement. You don't want to know what it has cost me to supply these assholes with fresh lyrcra for the past 24 years.

Thanks MJ

Crazy Wedding Dancer Guy

We're pretty sure his powers come from the extra long belt.

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Waiting For The Bus In Style - Guy Dances Like Michael Jackson

There is no question we have mad dance skills, but it seems like we've hit a plateau lately. There simply isn't enough time in the day to practice our moves. This guy came up with a solution, and made good use of his time while he waited for the bus. What he wasn't aware of, is that someone had been filming him out of an office window everyday for 15 months.

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