Entries in Dumbass (14)

Wednesday
Sep012010

Man Arrested for Attempting to Blind Planes with a Laser

Some moron appeared in a Paris courtroom yesterday for attempting to bring down a plane by shining a laser at the pilot. He was performing his one man laser light show while standing near the runway of the Paris Orly airport. Three pilots had to complain to the control tower before the man ended up getting caught in the act and arrested by police. A spokesperson from Air France said the pilot was never in any real danger, but noted that these sorts of incidents are becoming more frequent. I wonder what the guy would've done if he had made a plane crash?

via Yahoo News

Thursday
Aug052010

This is Why Your Mom Told You Not to Play in the Road

Sometimes the universe works in mysteries ways. This time it sent an ice cream truck to do the job.

Will ice cream make that feel better?

via I Heart Chaos

Thursday
Apr222010

Things To Do When You're Bored: 90 Foot Rubber Band to the Nuts

Or not to do... unless you film it that is. We'll gladly watch.

via Break

Tuesday
Apr202010

Man Loses License: Drinking and Driving in a Barbie Power Wheels Car

40-year-old Paul Hutton was pulled over while driving an electric Barbie Power Wheels car outside his home in Essex. Hutton is a former RAF aeronautical engineer who had put larger wheels on the car as part of a project for his son's car mechanics class. He had his license stripped for 3 years since this was his second drinking and driving offense within a ten year period. Hutton was twice the legal limit when he was pulled over. The top speed of this electric vehicle you may ask? Under 4 mph.

via Telegraph

Monday
Apr052010

Brilliant Idea: Stapling Your Eye

Looking for my Swingline.

via Afrojacks