Auto-Tune The News: Obama Knows Whose Ass to Kick
Friday, June 11, 2010 at 9:00AM Obama is going to kick someone's ass... he just needs to figure out whose.
Friday, June 11, 2010 at 9:00AM Obama is going to kick someone's ass... he just needs to figure out whose.
Thursday, June 3, 2010 at 10:00AM 
The driver was leaving Dallas-Fort Worth International and decided to use the toll plaza as her launching ramp. She wasn't seriously injured because she managed to get out of the car before it was engulfed in flames. Fortunately, the toll-booth operator wasn't harmed at all.
As The Balladeer would say: "Now, that little lady needs a good spanking."
via Dallas Observer
Monday, May 24, 2010 at 1:00PM 
The world is full of brilliant people, fortunately for us, many own video cameras. Now sit back and enjoy these eight guys who will surely make you feel better about yourself on a Monday.
8. The Campfire Technician
His process is simple: place can full of compressed gas in a campfire, then beat can with a stick.
Click the jump for the rest of the explosions.
Saturday, April 3, 2010 at 7:00AM 
We've harped at you before about the importance of good grenade tossing technique. This guy apparently missed that lesson.
via Afrojacks
Monday, February 22, 2010 at 6:29AM 
Since 1998, John Coker has been developing these Crayola rockets. Coker has always been fond of making things explode, but it wasn't until a friend told him that his rockets looked like crayons that John began to develop the Crayola rocket pack.
I used to enjoy building rockets when I was a kid, but after a 20-year absence I found a much-expanded hobby with much larger, more exciting and more dangerous rockets for bigger boys. Since a friend pointed out that my rockets looked like a crayon, I've had the idea in back of my mind to build a crayon rocket. Not just a crayon rocket, but a pack of Crayola crayon rockets. On the day, the crayons went pretty high and we think they got to 2928 feet.
Unfortunately, during this last test, only four of the eight rockets fired. Too bad. They were probably the lame colors that nobody wanted to use anyway.


