USB Microwave: Technology is Trying to Kill Us

How can you cut down on that very little bit of exercise you normally get? I'm talking about the time when you're taking the frozen meal from the freezer to the microwave. Someone has finally removed all that unnecessary travel with the USB powered microwave. Just imagine being able to eat shitty pasta without ever leaving your desk! Currently just a concept, the BrainWave would have meals specifically made for the unit. Each different type of meal would have a utensil embedded with an RFID tag, that when scanned notifies the microwave how long to cook the "food."

via Gearfuse

Crazy Japanese Pizza Hut Menu Item

Japan is officially making their attempt to catch up with U.S. obesity levels. At 646 calories per slice, this bizarre "pizza" will surely get them on the right track. With a crust made of pigs in blankets and what appears to be giant slices of sausages, we should see them plumping up fairly soon. If the pizza itself wasn't gross enough for you, it comes with ketchup and maple syrup dipping sauces. A 12" pie will run you around $38. It's so gross looking I actually want to try a piece.

via WTF Japan Seriously

Tight Pants / Body Rolls

While we're on the subject of tight pants.

Just gross. Now where the hell can I get one of those golden jumpsuits?

Do Gingers Have Souls?

This fatty ginger says he has a soul. We say he doesn't, and yes we are God.

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Ummmm, What?

You know that one time you got really drunk and walked into the wrong apartment? Now imagine that this is what you walked in on.

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