I Think This Guy Wants a Cheeseburger

I'm not 100% sure though.

Thanks to my cousin Michael 

Batman Gets His Ass Kicked on the Vegas Strip

Why so serious?

That's definitely the first time I've heard Batman say: "how about you suck my motherfucking dick."

via High Definite

German Student Assaults Hells Angels with a Puppy

In a situation I only wish my mind had engineered; a 26-year-old drove into a gathering of Hells Angels, dropped his pants, then threw a puppy at the group of bikers and took off. He then went to a construction site and stole a bulldozer, which correct me if I'm wrong, seems like the worst get-away vehicle ever. I guess that is unless you plan on pushing anything and everything out of your way. That's not what this guy did though. Instead, he just used the less than speedy bulldozer to escape and caused a three mile traffic jam. This made it easy for the police to find him at his home where he was later apprehended.

What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear, said a spokesman for local police. He said the student had lately been suffering from depression.

The puppy was now in safe hands at a local animal shelter, the spokesman added.

I don't believe I've heard of a better cure for depression. Maybe it was just a crazy side effect of his meds? 

via Telegraph

Lost Wars

Adding Jedis can fix anything. It's true.

via Cracked

Darwin's Beetle

Old habits die hard.

via reddit