From So Simple A Beginning

Ink in water creating radial spreads inspired by Darwin's words. 

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Ferris Club

The Ferris Bueller Fight Club Theory hypothesizes that Cameron could have possibly imagined his whole Day Off, and that Ferris was actually his own Tyler Durden. The guys over at Classy Hands took it upon themselves to make a trailer for that scenario.

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Winnebago Man Trailer

You remember Jack Rebney right? You know, The Angriest Man in the World. Director Ben Steinbauer decided to track down Jack and make the documentary Winnebago Man. The film premiered at this year's South by Southwest Film Festival in Austin, TX and will open on July 9th in New York, and theaters nationwide after. Jack's video has made me laugh for years... I can't wait to see the film. The language is NSFW (of course.)

Thanks to neuborn who is currently lost in the wild west.

WTF is This Real?: The Human Centipede Trailer

Jesus Tap Dancing Christ! How, how, one more for emphasis, how the fuck did this movie get made? I often find myself asking that question. But, this one... really? Not only did it get made, it turns out this is just #1 of 2. I get it, everyone has a dream. Mine is to own a zombie-proof fortress full of happily stoned monkeys run by little people. Totally normal, I know. Dr. Heiter, the mad scientist of this film has a dream to connect three people ass to mouth, forming a human centipede. WHO THE FUCK THINKS OF THIS? That's about the only question I have about The Human Centipede that can actually be answered. Tom Six wrote and directed this masterpiece of awful which was recently reviewed by none other than good ole' Roger Ebert.

I am required to award stars to movies I review. This time, I refuse to do it. The star rating system is unsuited to this film. Is the movie good? Is it bad? Does it matter? It is what it is and occupies a world where the stars don't shine.

That seems pretty accurate.

And now, here is why I absolutely adore YouTube comments: "This movie makes no sense. I mean why wouldn't you put the hot chick in the front, so you could at least have the centipede blow you?"

Thanks to Scotti Lugnuts, the man who once raced his own tire down the street.

Blood Bunny

Hippity hoppity heads go choppity.

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