Tue, August 3, 2010 
Some brilliant dudes who weren't at all high (see also: real fucking high) decided to cut up 32 glow sticks, put the goo in the back of a toilet, then watch the magic.
Sucks to be the person who had to clean up all that shit.
via Huffington Post
Wed, April 21, 2010 This is a fight we've seen before. The dreaded gravity consuming power of a flip flop vs someone experiencing personal space travel. Who will win?
Did any of you guys have this problem yesterday?
via VideoSift
Wed, March 17, 2010 
33-year-old Kentucky resident Larry Long. But why him, and how can we make a decision this early in 2010? Well, here's why: after finishing his shift at a restaurant, Larry came home and decided that he wanted to get stoned and guzzle a little of the Jim Beam with his baby mama. After four of five shots she decides to go to bed, while Larry decides to continue exercising life's demons, and polishes off the the fifth. The next morning, baby mama wakes to the sound of her 5-week-old child crying. She soon realizes the crying is coming from the oven. Fortunately the oven was not on, and the baby was unharmed. Larry blames the incident on the sticky icky and claims that it was laced. So congrats Larry, you win... for now. That's only until someone equally as ridiculous as you comes along. Which I guess won't be too long.
Fri, November 13, 2009 As we all know, on June 12, 1970, Dock Ellis pitched a no-hitter against the San Diego Padres. Ellis thought he had the day off, and went to Los Angeles to visit friends. While on his trip, Dock was doing what every major league pitcher does on their day off, steroids acid. Your only solution at this point... take some Dexamyl (speed) of course, you know, to balance things out. Oh yeah... some Benzedrine will help too.
Unfortunately, Dock Ellis passed away last year from a liver ailment. To honor Dock, James Blagden and Chris Isenberg animated his retelling of that psychedelic day back in 1970.
