Have You Ever Seen How I Get Out Of Bed In The Morning?

Well... it's exactly like this.

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Giant Mexican Pizza

Looking to gain a quick 20 lbs this weekend? Just order a large pepperoni pizza, add ground beef, and your traditional taco toppings. Fold and serve. Viola! You're an instant fat ass. Don't forget to pick up a Life Alert necklace so this won't be the one of your many heart attacks that actually kills you.

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A Nun Punching A Shark

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Shark Knife

Just imagine getting cut by this thing. We guess it could be used for the powers of good, like stabbing slicing up delicious bacon. Nah, this bad boy is for jabbing folks. This shark knife is definitely getting added to our list of things we'll have when we're rich, but purely for our monkey knife fights.

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Semi Drifting

Now we know what truckers really do when their speed kicks in. Watch as this guy drifts a semi for a minute straight.

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