Dumba$$ of the Week

So this jackass, carrying around 23,000 euros ($31,180) in an envelope, decides to go test drive a car.  Hmmm, not so stupid yet?  What about tossing that envelope full of cash in the passenger seat, lowering the top on the convertible, and cruising down the motorway?  Turns out that's a completely idiotic move. 

A 23 year old German man did just that today on a Berlin Motorway.  He ended up having to call the police, and it took him plus 8 police officers to retrieve 20,000 of the 23,000 euros. 

"The remaining 3,000 euros have not been found," a police spokeswoman said, but warned treasure hunters of searching for any bills and keeping them, saying that was illegal.

That's what I call making it rain.

via Reuters

Human Kangaroo!

The same guys that brought us the hilarious Pac-Man video are up to it again. This time Rémi Gaillard is dressed in a kangaroo costume as he hops around and acts like a complete jackass.

He must really hate golfers.