Tue, October 20, 2009 This just doesn't make any sense. No dating? Isn't a good Christian couple supposed to get married to the opposite sex and have children? Seriously, how can one resist that sweaty hunk of beefy machismo, Curt, spitting mad game like: "Or am I answering the call of the wild?"
Thu, June 25, 2009 The Jesus Dance is an extremeley popular move based mostly on its simplicity and flow. Just act like you've sat on a hot stove, or a tack, or a black leather seat in a hot Arkansas summer, then fall down like you're dead. It's that simple.
So, when you're at the club this weekend trying to hit on the ladies/doods, make sure you know the latest moves on the dance floor. Delbert, the gentleman in the video below, shows you how it's done.
via UniqueDaily.com
Thu, May 14, 2009 We found out not too long ago that praising Jeebus could make you fly. Little did we know that organic apples from Jason's Deli could do the same thing. I don't know about you, but I'm gonna eat there every day from now on.
via BuzzFeed
Thu, April 23, 2009 If this is what church is all about, I wanna go... now. I've seen churches that handle snakes; I've seen churches that drink gasoline; and I've seen churches that cause people to speak crazy jibberish that means nothing at all. But all of that is nothing compared to Dr. Shine and Dee Dee's Seed Faith International Church. These dudes can freaking fly. And if that ain't ridiculous enough for you, they can even transform into jet fighter planes like StarScream. If that doesn't make you want to change your ways, I don't know what will.
