Buttered Shower Floor Faceplant
Sun, February 7, 2010 The only acceptable words after this happens; we're getting a divorce.
Sun, February 7, 2010 The only acceptable words after this happens; we're getting a divorce.
Thu, February 4, 2010 
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Girl Gets Pregnant Sans Vagina - AfroJacks |
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Jon Stewart Interviewed by Bill O'Reilly - YouTube |
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3 Wolf Moon Tee - Skreened |
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7 Real World Heists That Put Oceans 11 to Shame - Cracked |
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Epic Frog Fail - CollegeHumor |
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Minimalist Quentin Tarantino Film Posters - GearPatrol |
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Sweet Record Scratching Puzzle Game - RecordTripping |
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You Need a $500 Handcrafted Chicken Coop - HandCraftedCoops |
Thu, January 14, 2010 
We're going to just let the creator explain this bizarre, cruel, ingenious, stupid idea.
Last night, some friends and I made a scorpion fly. This wasn't an adventure for our own sick personal amusement, no sir, it wasn't. This scorpion was a pussy and we were going to make a goddamn man out of him. He wouldn't sting anyone, no matter how much you would prod or poke him. He wouldn't pinch anyone. He just sat and took the blows, the same way a three year old would. After tying slip-knots to his pincers, tail, and body, we tied those to a balloon. Instead of making him float straight to the top of the room, though, we added weight, making the balloon virtually neutrally buoyant. The result was this scorpion being able to glide around the room. This must have awoken the man inside of him, because we can't even touch him anymore without him stinging or pinching us.
We love you innerwebs.


Tue, December 22, 2009 Getting tired behind the wheel can be incredibly scary. This kid demostrates what happens when you straight pass out.
Wed, September 16, 2009 This can only be described as pure evil, but it's fun to watch. Kids are asked to sit in a room with a single marshmallow on a plate. If they wait to eat it, they will receive a second one.