Fri, April 22, 2011 
Dreams and goals are very important, especially when that dream is to own a monkey. That was Tim "Wild Thang" Lepard's dream. Guess what? He is L-I-V-I-N that dream.
I can hear ya, and they can too!
Wait. What's a prayer?
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Mon, August 23, 2010 
I couldn't think of a first post from the west coast that could possibly be any better than this chimp having his way with a frog. Filmed at the Honolulu Zoo, this chimp figures out a pretty ingenious way to get some head.
via Knuckles United
Mon, May 10, 2010 You're right, Clarence can't bend that steel bar. But Gus can... and you're Gus.
Thanks Dwido
Mon, March 1, 2010 
Zhora, an ex circus performer has been sent to a rehab facility in the city of Kazan, 500 miles outside of Moscow. The chimp began bothering park guests for cigarettes and liquor when they would walk by his cage. How does a chimp ask for cigarettes and liquor? Zhora picked up his nasty habits while previously on tour with the circus. This of course poses many questions, the most important being; what the hell goes on at a monkey rehab facility? What about cold turkey? We assume the chimp would get violent, but how long would that last?
Wed, September 9, 2009 
Pesky speed camera tickets getting you down? Just toss on a monkey mask like this Arizona driver and you can do whatever you want. Dave Vontesmar, the owner of the car pictured above, has been served with 37 speeding tickets in the mail. He claims that it's not him in the photos, and he therefore doesn't have to pay the fines, which could exceed $3,700.
"Not one of them there is a picture where you can identify the driver," said Dave Vontesmar, a flight attendant who works at Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport. "The ball's in their court. I sent back all these ones I got with a copy of my driver's license and said, 'It's not me. I'm not paying them.' "
"We watched him four different times put the monkey mask on and put the giraffe-style mask on," Officer Dave Porter told AZcentral.com. "Based on surveillance, we were positive that Vontesmar was the driver."
"It's obviously a revenue grab," he said of the new photo-enforcement program. "They're required by law to ID the driver of the vehicle. If they can't identify the driver or the vehicle by the picture, what are they doing to identify the driver?"
Cheers to you Dave! You've got some balls.
via Geekologie
