Then he and his parents sue the school, because they claim Kyle wasn't told that attaching clamps with electrical current to his nipples is dangerous. The 18-year-old and two friends decided to perform the ingenious science experiment in the middle of their electrical trades class. Kyle's heart stopped and he was rushed to the hospital where they declared he had an "out of hospital electrocution resulting in cardiac arrest, unresponsive state and respiratory failure." He was later sent to another hospital where they drilled a hole in his skull to insert a probe to monitor brain pressure. Kyle left the hospital five days later, probably less intelligent than before. Nothing like suing someone for your child's own stupidity.

via Daily Mail

48-year-old Roger Witter witnessed two men steal multiple iPhones from an AT&T store in Gresham, Oregon. Instead of calling the cops, Witter pulled his piece and started firing at the fleeing thieves' car tires. The two rounds he managed to fire, missed his target, ending up in the bumper of the car.

It is important to remember that no matter how frustrated one may be with crime and the criminal justice system, it is not permissible to use deadly force in this type of situation, Gresham Sgt. Rick Wilson said in announcing Witter's arrest. Those two rounds could've gone anywhere. In fact, we're still not sure where they went. They could've struck an innocent bystander or damaged property.

Both of the suspects are still at large, while Witter ended up getting arrested for unlawful use of a weapon, reckless endangerment, disorderly conduct, and unlawful discharge of a firearm. He also had his handgun seized and his concealed carry permit taken away. Nice work cowboy.

via Oregon Live