Entries in Morons (5)

Wednesday
Mar312010

53 Glenn Beck Fans Get Towed

The fans left the event held at the University of Central Florida only to find all their cars missing. Free parking signs were posted directing them to a Kappa Sigma fraternity parking lot where all 53 people later had their cars towed. Sounds like an unsolved mystery to me.

It's A Trap!

via BuzzFeed

Thursday
Jan282010

Roof Jump Pool Fail

One of these three daredevils must have fallen asleep in math class the day they were learning how to judge the distance between two points.

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Sunday
Jan032010

What Not To Do: Part... Doo?

Once again, we find some brainless fools attempting to drive on ice. This time it looks like we racked up a lot more vehicle damage.

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Monday
Oct192009

Basketball Goal Catapult 

It's Monday, the day we all know and love. Some moron co-worker more than likely just asked you the most ridiculous question ever, or even better yet, spent the past half-hour telling you how awesome their weekend was. There may be a slim chance that cubicle "buddy" of yours is smarter than these kids.

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Wednesday
Sep022009

Haunted Broom Stands Upright 

Well HOOOOOooooOOOOOOly SHIT! This broom can stand upright on it's own. You know what, we bet ghosts have something to do with it! Yeah, definitely ghosts.

We hope that when we die and become ghosts, we are totally lame and this is our way of communicating with people. Props to WSFA 12 in Montgomery for some stellar reporting.