Entries in New Jersey (2)

Friday
May212010

Nice Hair!: New Jersey Pimp Arrested

File this one in the category of: Yeah These People Really Exist, Really. 48-year-old Allen E. Brown, aka Prince, was recently sentenced to 18 years in prison for human trafficking and running a prostitution ring.

Brown, 48, who authorities say operating the ring out of a home on Lyon Avenue in the upscale development on the Hackensack River, was sentenced to 10 years for racketeering and eight years for extortion. 

When Brown first walked into the courtroom he said to his lawyer, Adam Reisman, "I'm tired of your bulls---." His hair was styled exquisitely, with wavy strands curled on his forehead and a long thin ponytail hanging over his shoulders. 

Authorities say he enslaved women and girls, some as young at 17, and forced them to turn tricks on the streets. He even turned some into drug addicts, authorities say. Authorities say the woman were forced to earn $500 on weeknights and $1,000 on weekend nights, or else they were denied entry back into the house, were denied drugs or were beaten.

Assistant Attorney General, Annmarie Taggert said Brown extorted a $600,000 inheritance from a woman who turned over the money because the woman feared for her and her niece's lives. Taggert added that one woman who refused become a prostitute was handcuffed to a bed and forced to take heroin until she became addicted.

Yeah, yeah, yeah... dude did some heinous shit, but what the fuck is going on with his hair? That's the real story here.

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Tuesday
Mar162010

The Quest to be the World's Fattest Woman

Setting goals in life is a good thing, and 42-year-old Donna Simpson's new goal in life is to be #1. Being the best at something is a reasonable goal, except when you're striving to be the world's fattest woman. Currently at 602 (Six-Hundred-and-Motherfucking-Two) pounds, Simpson says she will be doubling her size in just two years. To achieve this "goal" she will need to eat 12,000 calories a day. To put that into perspective, the average woman eats only eat 2,000. To fund her $750 a week grocery bill, Donna runs a website where you can pay to watch streaming video of her eating (devouring whole baby pigs). The New Jersey resident already holds the Guinness World Record for being the world's fattest mother. When Jaba gave birth to her daughter Jacqueline, it took a team of 30 medics to perform a dangerous Caesarian section. I hope you enjoy the next year or so of life, before your heart violently tells you to fuck off that is.

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