Entries in Old People Scare The Shit Out Of Me (5)

Monday
Sep282009

Ric Flair Lotto Tickets

Ric Flair was pretty bad ass back in the day, WHOOOOOOOOO!!!  But today is a different story.

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Friday
Sep042009

Grandmaw's Gone Nutso

"Aw shit, Grandmaw's on the fucking news again."

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Thursday
Aug272009

Death Panels Are For Realsies

Now, before you get all worked up at your local town hall meeting, you really should find out what the Obama Death Panels will really be like.  They're just people, like you and me. 

See what I mean?

via Funny or Die

Tuesday
Jul072009

Television - 1; Grandma - 0

In what appears to be one of the funniest damn things I've ever heard of an old person doing, an elderly woman contacted firefighters in Zurich because her television appeared to be on fire.  The firefighters were however disappointed upon arrival when they found that grandma had only found the Yule Log channel on a local German station. 

Me:  Gimme the remote, Grammy.

Grammy:  WESTSIDE!!

via Gizmodo

Friday
Jun262009

The WTF Blanket - Snuggie Parody

Tired of using regular blankets like this asshole? Introducing the new What The Fuck Blanket.

Made of the exact same materials regular blankets are, but looks twice as retarded!