Nothing to See Here, Just Erik Estrada Riding a Motorcycle with a Pink Elephant

Oh Ponch.

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Discount Breast & Ass Implants

Police in Venezuela arrested a man and woman for impersonating plastic surgeons. The two were performing breast and buttock implants from an illegal clinic. The location of the clinic... their apartment.

Henriquez, 26, and Rodriguez, 34, are beauticians who belonged to a gang called "The Silicons" and attracted customers with rock-bottom prices, local media reported.

Police were tipped off by a former client and caught the suspects on April 12 in a raid of the apartment, which contained surgical equipment and a surgical table, authorities said.

A deep recession has not diminished Venezuelans' appetite for cosmetic surgery, with many people taking out loans for operations to lift their spirits, doctors say.

Who the fuck is so desperate to get new boobs, that would be willing to go to some shady ass apartment and have their work done? Now a new ass, I can totally see that. I'd be willing to get ass implants anywhere someone would offer them. In the back of a taco stand, sure no issue there.

Effective immediately, TIFR will be opening up Marlo's Taco Shack & Ass Enhancements. Delicious.

via Reuters

Meat Riot Shield

In the ongoing battle against vegetables, this is the only type of riot gear that will adequately protect you. The blood running down the arm is either a really nice touch, or just really fucking gross.

via Geekologie

Hypnotist VS Cop

A hypnotist tries to get out of a ticket with a French-Canadian cop.

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Police Hunt Bum Sniffer

Police are on the lookout for a man who is sniffing people's asses. The video will definitely be the weirdest thing you watch all day, until we supply you with something more strange of course.

Police are hunting a man who carried out what they describe as 'bizarre' sexual assaults after he repeatedly knelt behind a shelf stacker to smell his behind.

The man was caught on CCTV creeping up on the unsuspecting worker at least 20 times as he stacked shelves at a Co-op store in Plymouth, Devon. The footage shows him casually pretending to chose items from shelves before suddenly crouching down behind the employee.

The man's odd behaviour to the employee was spotted on at least two occasions. The offences only came to light when the employee became suspicious and informed his manager who checked the in-store security video.

Maybe he thinks he's a dog?

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