Alright, the edamame keychain is cool, but what is up with the chanting?

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Oh, how we wish Punxsutawney Polamalu was real.  Instead of that stupid over-sized rat telling us it's going to be six more weeks of awfulness, a miniature free safety of Samoan descent could give us six more weeks of football.

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Now we don't normally get political here, but this attack ad just had to be posted. Carly Fiorina and her team must have just gone off the deep end here, because WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!? Now we know you publicly backed McCain when he chose Sarah Palin and told everybody that thought knew she was a dumbass that they were being sexist.  Then we know that a couple of days after that, you made some derogatory comments about Palin and her lack of experience. That's when even the Republican National Committee basically said "Shut the fuck up and don't do any more interviews". 

But this... THIS?!?! How do you explain this, Carly? We're so confused over here, we don't know if we are hungry for a delicious lamb gyro or if we just watched an elementary school puppet show.  And what the fuck does a lamb have to do with being fiscally responsible anyways?

Speaking of fiscally responsible, aren't you the same Carly Fiorina that took Hewlett-Packard from a category leader to cellar dweller and then took $20 million bucks as a good-bye note when they kicked your ass out the door for spying on board members?

Now check out the mash up with Pink Floyd that the folks over at BuzzFeed found.

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This is definitely the best money ever spent on a low-budget commercial.

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For all you other dudes out there with small wangs, this might just be the product for you.  We would never need that shit around here, but, you know, let us know how it works if you try it, for research and shit.