Snuggie D-Lux - The Unedited Version (NSFW)

Now this is perfect. The Snuggie D-Lux is exactly what we've been waiting for before investing in a Snuggie. 

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The Snuggie Sutra

Having trouble getting it on while in the comfort of your snuggie? The good folks over at thesnuggiesutra.com have come up with a solution for you sex crazed lazy bastards.

"You’ve heard of the Kama Sutra, right? Of course you have, you’re a pervert. Well, the Snuggie Sutra is like that — i.e., a visual compendium of pleasurable sex positions — only, ours involves the use of a blanket. With sleeves. Because that’s what a Snuggie is."

Here are some of the positions:

The Cuddly Puppy

The man wears the Snuggie on his front and covers her.  She feels warm and cozy like Grandma’s house, but still knows who her daddy is.

The Horse Blanket

The woman wears the Snuggie on her front and covers her partner with the bottom. Perfect for showing off your moves and when you can’t stand to look him in the eye.

The Roller Coaster

The woman wears the Snuggie on her front and covers him.  Hold on, it could be be a bumpy ride.

The Superwoman

She wears the Snuggie on her back. He holds the other end in his teeth. You are super if you can hold yourself up and keep him quiet at the same time.

"You have a snuggie. You have sex. This was inevitable."

via thesnuggiesutra

Oh Holy God! Snuggies For Dogs

In today's sign of the apocalypse, we have the Snuggie Dog. Nothing makes me (further) lose faith in humanity than clothing for pets. The rad rhyme at the beginning lets you know that you need this because traditional dog sweaters are just SO difficult to put on your little buddy. Includes talking dog tag, which if the dog could add it's own message, would more than likely beg you to please put it out of it's misery.

A Family That Dresses Up As Furries Together, Stays Together (and has children with severe mental issues later in life)

This appears to be the bastard child of a one night stand between a furry and someone wearing a snuggie. This all swirled into a lesson in human anatomy that nobody asked for. All we are sure of is, this is just plain wrong...on so many levels.

The WTF Blanket - Snuggie Parody

Tired of using regular blankets like this asshole? Introducing the new What The Fuck Blanket.

Made of the exact same materials regular blankets are, but looks twice as retarded!