Mike Tyson as Herman Cain

I'm gonna wear a flag pin the size of a fat baby's head.

A Toast to Green Lantern

Green Lantern finally got his own movie, but not everyone's happy about it.

via The High Definite

The Jizzle

Now you can go out to fancy restaurant, and not have to worry about it.

via The Whitest Kids U'Know

Girls Watch Porn Too

You know girls also have the internet.

via College Humor

Skateboarders From Hell!

They were born to wander aimlessly. The only home they knew was the one between their legs.

NSFW due to a stray titty here and there.

Thanks Alan.