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Florida Driver Wrecks Car While Trying to Shave Her Hooha

Do you know what's a bad idea? Texting while driving is a bad idea. Hell, texting while walking has proven lethal. Both are horrible ideas. I guess I should've asked: Do you know what's a REALLY bad idea? Attempting to shave your lady parts while driving, now that, that is the mother of all bad ideas. Ok, so we are all in agreement that this is by far one of the most ridiculous things you could possibly be doing while driving, but the thing is, it gets a little more odd. While tending to her bikini zone, 37-year-old Megan Mariah Barnes let the passenger take control of the steering wheel and plowed her Thunderbird into the back of another car in the Florida Keys. She was on her way to meet her boyfriend, and wanted to be ready when she saw him. The passenger operating the car, well, that would be her ex-husband. On top of this, Barnes was convicted the day before the accident of a DUI and driving with a suspended license. Why oh why did you not complete the cycle and Darwin yourself out of existence Megan? The arresting officer commented that he never thought any story would top a traffic stop he had in the exact same spot 10 years ago. The man he pulled over back then had multiple syringes sticking out of his arm while driving.

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G-Point Mouse

You're super busy. We understand that. But spending too much time in front of your computer is no longer an excuse for not knowing how your lover's undercarriage functions. The G-point's sleek design and flashy red color will please even the... oh fuck it... it looks like a vagina. There, we said it.

Is this a teaching aid?

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Vag-A-Fit

For all you other dudes out there with small wangs, this might just be the product for you.  We would never need that shit around here, but, you know, let us know how it works if you try it, for research and shit.

Red Bull Energy Douche

Who did Red Bull get to rep their new product?  Not Ryan Sheckler, Shaun White, or Travis Pastrana, but Mandy Moore of course.  The Red Bull Energy Douche is designed to help you ladies eliminate that not-so-fresh feeling and also gets you going for that big important meeting.  Quite honestly, I'm surprised this hasn't come out sooner.

It gives your vagina wings!!

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