Restore Stephen Baldwin

Please take some time out of your day and imagine you're a washed up actor who is broke. Got it? Ok. Now imagine you are so incredibly pathetic that you allow Daniel Southern, your ministry President, to put up a website asking for donations to bring you back into the public eye. This is all rationalized by relating Stephen's troubles to the story of Job. Just be honest. Ask me for a donation for your nose candy habit... then I might find that a worthy cause. RestoreStephenBaldwin.org (Yeah, it's really fucking real. Really.) has a public vision to see Stephen Baldwin publicly restored in front of millions. 

This same simple mechanism is the vision behind this movement. As the Body of Christ, we are the greatest force on earth. What if 10% of the 159 million Christians in America gave a Token Gift? What if 10% of the worlds 2 billion Christians gave a token gift? What would the media have to say about such an event?

So, like a pyramid scheme, right?

Wait. His belief in Jerry Christo made him loose his job? What. The. shit? Maybe, just maybe it was his lack of talent, not his born again beliefs that got him canned. Just a thought.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to walk around the corner with my laptop... show a homeless dude this video, then kick him square in the dick.

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Vanilla Ice In South African Beer Commercial

How can you tell that you're a washed up entertainer? One indication is a South African beer company asks you to do a commercial with a popular song of yours from twenty years ago. The other indicator, you're Vanilla Ice.

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