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Man Crashes Into Power Pole and Lives

Then he takes a piss on a downed power line after the accident and electrocutes himself. 50-year-old Roy Messenger ran into a power pole and had no serious injuries. He called one of his relatives to come help pull his car out of a ditch. While waiting, Roy had to take a piss. He walked over to a nearby ditch and didn’t notice the power line that he began peeing on. His urine served as conductor, allowing the electrical current to run up his stream and zap him dead.