Cat Scratch Turntable

Up until know if you were looking to fill the void of a human dj roommate you didn't have many options. A robot dj is just too expensive and impersonal. Instead, why not teach your cat not to scratch your expensive electronics by giving them a place to scratch that looks just like expensive electronics. For around $23 this turntable can be all yours from SUCK UK. You'll have your cat simulating things people do in no time. It'll be hilarious, right?

via Oh Gizmo

WTF: Mom Gives 8-Year-Old Daughter Botox Injections

San Francisco resident Kerry (she refused to give her last name) has been giving her 8-year-old (EIGHT) daughter Botox injections. In addition to the Botox, Kerry has also been waxing her legs. The mother told Good Morning America that her daughter was the one that originally asked about the Botox treatments: "I knew she was complaining about her face, having wrinkles, and things like that." Kerry is a part-time aesthetician who has performed her own Botox injections for years. She has personally given the injections to her daughter who recently started competing in beauty pageants. Jail. This piece of trash belongs in jail.

via Good Morning America

Voimailumies Muscle Man

Just ask him how strong he is.

He is very strong.

Will It Blend?: iPad

Can't wait to get your hands on an iPad? Watch as Blendtec "reviews" one in the name of science.

Preview of Sarah Palin's Alaska Show on TLC

In case you had the pleasure of being unaware until now, TLC signed a deal with Sarah Palin for a reality show. Here is a short preview of what's to come.

And a big fuck you goes out to TLC from yours truly. 

via Jimmy Kimmel Live