Then he and his parents sue the school, because they claim Kyle wasn't told that attaching clamps with electrical current to his nipples is dangerous. The 18-year-old and two friends decided to perform the ingenious science experiment in the middle of their electrical trades class. Kyle's heart stopped and he was rushed to the hospital where they declared he had an "out of hospital electrocution resulting in cardiac arrest, unresponsive state and respiratory failure." He was later sent to another hospital where they drilled a hole in his skull to insert a probe to monitor brain pressure. Kyle left the hospital five days later, probably less intelligent than before. Nothing like suing someone for your child's own stupidity.

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Some moron appeared in a Paris courtroom yesterday for attempting to bring down a plane by shining a laser at the pilot. He was performing his one man laser light show while standing near the runway of the Paris Orly airport. Three pilots had to complain to the control tower before the man ended up getting caught in the act and arrested by police. A spokesperson from Air France said the pilot was never in any real danger, but noted that these sorts of incidents are becoming more frequent. I wonder what the guy would've done if he had made a plane crash?

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